Living Will Joke
living will lol those who are married will love this!?
Living Will
Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living
room and I said to her, ” I never want to live in a
vegetative state, dependant on some machine and
fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull
the plug”.
She got up and unplugged the TV and threw out my beer.
She’s such a B*#@h………
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BTW I’m not married this is just one of the jokes I have to send to my group. plus im a girl!
XOXO Heather
You made my day!!! I’m gonna email this to my son in law. That is him for sure. In a vegatative state, dependent on ’some machine’ and getting his fluids from a bottle. Thanks for brightening my day!! lol
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