My Living Will Computer
MY LIVING WILL:DO YOU HAVE ONE ? IT’S A JOKE SO DON’T WORRY?
MY LIVING WILL:
Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them, ‘I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.’
They got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine.
They are SO on my sh —-it list …
HaHaHaHa! Good one 
here’s one for you:
Ianto and Myfanwy were invited to a swanky costume party at the Feathers.
Myfanwy got a terrible headache and told Ianto to go to the party alone. Ianto being a devoted husband protested, but Myfanwy argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time being spoiled by not going.
So Ianto took his costume and away he went. Myfanwy, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain and, as it was still early, decided to go the party.
Since Ianto didn’t know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching him to see how he acted when she was not with him.
Myfanwy joined the party and soon spotted Ianto cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice young woman he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
Myfanwy sidled up to him and being rather seductive to him, had Ianto leave his current partner high and dry and devote his time to the new chick that had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband..
Finally, Myfanwy whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed.
So off they went to one of the cars and had a quickie.
Just before unmasking at midnight, Myfanwy slipped away, went home, put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behaviour.
Myfanwy was sitting up reading when Ianto came in, and she asked what kind of a time he had. Ianto replied: “Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you’re not there.” “Did you dance much ?”
“I’ll tell you, I never even danced one dance.
When I got there, I met Dafydd, Efan Jones and some other boys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But you’re not going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to….”
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